The clan who wears a G upon their ears, will kick the Patriots' ass and cause them tears, and over the bayou bowl with a dome on top, will fly a comet name of Hazel-Bopp. (Okay, it's not exactly Hale-Bopp but it's not bad for a guy who used the name Hisler for Hitler. Nostradamus was known to slur his speech while making predictions. This was probably a side effect of his consumption of large quantities of "prophecy tonic" which aided him in seeing the future.)
So now that the Green Bay Packers have won the super bowl (and made a tidy sum of money for this fan of Nostradamus, thank you) we should all be as paranoid as possible about what the Hale-Bopp comet will bring with it. Since ancient times, comets have been known to precede major political and cultural changes. Comets in the past have foreshadowed such major historical events as the assassination of Julius Ceasar, the onset of both World Wars and the resurgence of disco music. So now, with the coming of Hale-Bopp, what major changes should we fear are in store for us? Will we see another major assassination? Will Hale-Bopp bring with it a major stock market crash and plunge the world economy into depression? Will the world once again become obsessed with some tasteless form of music or some silly fashion craze? As always, we must hope for the best but be fearful of the worst. If you think you know what cataclysmic changes are being brought on the world by the Hale-Bopp comet, send us an email and let us know what it is.
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