THE PARANOIA OF THE WEEK!

The paranoia of the week for this week comes to us from Dr. Paulo Bahr of Lincoln, Nebraska. Dr. Bahr has informed us that he has been in contact with a group called Paranoids Anonymous, a self-help group for paranoid persons. For obvious reasons this group can not reveal where and when they meet but we are happy to recognize Paranoids Anonymous in our Paranoia of the Week. We would like to comfort the members of Paranoids Anonymous with some words from the famous orator, Unknown, who once said: "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

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