THIS MONTH IN PARANOIDAL HISTORY

In this month in 1904, Dr. Seuss was born. How, you may ask, does this relate to PARANOIDAL history? Well, I haven't yet figured out exactly what it means, but read this quote from Dr. Seuss' best selling book, Green Eggs and Ham and tell me he's not programming young readers with some kind of dangerous, subliminal propaganda:

Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, sam-i-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, sam-i-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I so not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, sam-i-am.

If you can figure out what kind of brain-washing, PARANOIDAL propaganda Dr. Seuss is selling to America's children, please send us an email and we'll spread the news all over the internet so parents will stop reading this poison to their offspring.

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